Lindsay Lohan Topless
Guess which celebrity will go topless next
She may be afraid of heights but Lindsay Lohan certainly isn’t scared to go topless. This great photo of the talented actress screams amateur setting. I’m guessing that Lohan and some friends were on vacation and these candid celebrity topless photos were just par for the drunken course.
But wait there’s more… just because Lindsay Lohan is topless isn’t all of the story. Yes sir, she’s also clad only in a pair of tiny panties. OMG I would die if there were a photo of the topless and timid looking Lohan from behind. She has such a lovely ass. Pale for sure but I’d suck a fart out of it on any cold night if Lindsey asked me to.
Begging for attention these days I’m surprised that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t pulled a Britney and stripped off all of her clothing and gone virtually butt naked in the ocean. Now that would convince me to at least purchase the next Lindsay Lohan movie. I’d go to see it in theaters but I cannot stand to be around the public for more than just a few minutes and I simply hate those that can’t shut their fucking mouths during a movie.
What the hell is wrong with society? I know that I’m a fine one to talk after that whole “suck a fart” comment but that’s really not something I would do in public no matter how famous the person is. I do have my pride afterall and just because a celebrity would strip down topless in front of others don’t really have a bearing on whose buttocks I’d put my lips on and where.
I’ve had such a long day and my typing is starting to suffer because of it but that doesn’t matter since I get to look at Lindsay Lohan topless photos all day. I’ll just quit while I’m slightly behind (no pun intended) and go make myself a sandwich. I’ll make one for Lindsay too just in case she’ll be dropping by for some lovin.
